“Meow… meow meow” says Snake
“Oh, it must just be a cat”
Perfect camouflage

A cardboard box here,

shall I put it on my head?

You can’t see me now!

Don’t kill the dogs, Snake!

They’re just innocent creatures!

Hitler had dogs too.

What’s that, Raiden? You…

Managed to avoid drowning?

Well, no shit Sherlock!

“Snake, do you think love
Can bloom on the battlefield?”
“Otacon, you gay?”

Thanks for reading these

Things like these keep me writing

Happy Valentine’s

I nearly drowned and

then you went and stole my name?

Bitch, I will cut you.

Stop spinning those guns

Ocelot, you look silly

That’s no way to fight

It’s not just a box.

It could save your life, Raiden.

Handle it with care.

Trapped in a locker

Reminds me of how we met

But my pants are dry!