March 2012
25 posts
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Wanna have some fun?
Check out the human slingshot.
Most fun possible.
February 2012
30 posts
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“Boss… Zadornov’s gone.”
Seriously, Kaz? What the fuck?!
This is the sixth time!
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Unlock bandana
Use nothing but the rail gun
For rest of the game.
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Woah, a talking cat.
“Wanna go hunt some monsters?”
Uh…Sure. What the hell?
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“Venus in cancer”
Shhh…Shut up you stupid bird.
“INTRUDER ALERT!”
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Beat MGS2
Time for really long jazz song
Wish I could skip this.
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Hear Johnny’s bowels
Directional Microphone
Put to a good use
We’ve hit 50 followers. We’re gonna have to expand Mother Base for all these extra followers and haiku. Thanks for following me and sending submissions. You guys are great.
-Fighteous
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Knocked out a soldier
Fulton Recovery time.
“Wait, what are you AAAAAAAAAAH!”
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Patriots are dead…
Wait Hal, when did it happen?
One hundred years back.
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So it's decided.
In 20 to 30 business days, I will be the proud owner of a Stella Artois chalice with Big Boss’s final words on it. Thanks for the input everybody.
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Metal Gear quotes needed.
So this is somewhat unrelated, but it turns out if you buy Stella Artois beer, as I just have, you can get a chalice with something engraved on it for free. I’ve decided I want a Metal Gear quote on there, but I’m not sure what I want. You get three lines of text at fifteen characters each. I thought about going with “Metal… Gear?!”, but I dunno. That’s were...
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Microwave hallway
Snake struggles through painfully
Heart-breaking moment
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“Snake, do you think love Can bloom on the battlefield?” “Otacon, you gay?”
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Uploading Ray pics.
“Any Codec moments, Snake?”
Lame joke Otacon.
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Solidus chokes me
Hit triangle like crazy
I hate this damn part.
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Poor Hal and Huey
Unlucky with girls it seems.
Like father, like son
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thalheim asked: I was going to try and congratulate you on this amazing blog using haiku, but I failed to write one good enough XD But this is seriously the coolest thing ever, consider yourself followed :)
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I’m sorry Huey.
I don’t think you’re Strangelove’s type.
She’s into blonde chicks.
So that’s the 100th post, by request. I’m gonna do all the ones I got, and I wouldn’t be against taking more if anybody wants. Thanks for following and reading, and I especially wanted to thank people who’ve sent in submissions. Here’s to a hundred...
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You’re taking Paz out?
How old is she anyway?
And you’re forty, right?
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Am I crazy, or…
Was that scientist wearing
a green bandana?
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“Snake, where is your shirt?”
What? I took it off Sigint.
Feels good out here man.
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Is that a stun rod?
What happened to your knife, Boss?
“Shhhhh, it’s rated T.”
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Tanegashima.
Well, this isn’t very good.
HOLY CRAP! WHIRLWIND!
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Just a reminder, 100th post is approaching and I’m taking requests. I got a couple so far, but I’d like to see more. Give me any subject or form of poetry and I’ll make it happen. Want to read a sonnet about Ocelot’s mustache? Want me to work Otacon into a Black Sabbath song? Drop me a line and I’ll give it a shot.
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Look at Boss’s horse…
Looks tasty Para Medic.
“No, Snake. Don’t even…”
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“Call me, Major Tom.”
You’re a Bowie fan, Zero?
You like Queen Bitch too?
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Stamina so low…
Need some food, or I might die.
Mmmmm, Calorie Mate…
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I nearly drowned and
then you went and stole my name?
Bitch, I will cut you.