December 2011
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“You know what 4 needs? Monkeys smoking cigarettes!” Uh…Sure, Kojima…
Dec 31st
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Trapped in a locker Reminds me of how we met But my pants are dry!
Dec 30th
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“In the southern swamp A very strange crocodile.” I never found it.
Dec 29th
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George Washington Bridge A strange man in a poncho Where is he running?
Dec 28th
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Wait, Vulcan Raven Gets a tank and mini gun?! That seems unfair, man
Dec 27th
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Raikov! There you are I’ve been waiting in my room It’s Whipped Cream Wednesday
Dec 26th
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Oh don’t mind me guards Just a statue over here Wait, did I just break…
Dec 25th
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Go into menu Spin Snake around for a while Let the fun begin
Dec 24th
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A Very Metal Gear Christmas.
As promised, I threw together a little something special for Christmas.  I hope you enjoy it. - Twas the night before Christmas and all through Alaska Not a soldier was stirring, not even Shalashaska. The claymores were planted all over with care In fear that Solid Snake would soon be there - The Genome Soldiers were safe in their beds While visions of Meryl danced in their heads And...
Dec 24th
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Be careful Raiden That uniform is so tight It might leap off you
Dec 24th
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They took all my clothes Stuck in a robot colon Today really sucks
Dec 23rd
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Tap on wall near guard “Huh? What was that noise just now?” Walks into claymore.
Dec 23rd
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“Could you be the one To finally finish me?” I sure hope so, Vamp.
Dec 22nd
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Whose footprints are these? Guess I’ll just blindly follow. Hope no one shoots me.
Dec 22nd
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Must avoid these guards Run around them in the snow “Who’s footprints are these?”
Dec 21st
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“What? A female spy? This bitch is wearing perfume.” Classy, Ocelot…
Dec 21st
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Snake, what have you done? You’ve changed history, you fool! A TIME PARADOX!
Dec 20th
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Vulcan Raven’s here?! Oh, it’s an action figure. Fooled me, Kojima.
Dec 20th
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Let’s fight, Ocelot HOLY CRAP A CLOUD OF BEES! QUICK, JUMP OFF THIS CLIFF!
Dec 19th
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Johnny Sasaki Any time there is trouble You’re in the bathroom
Dec 19th
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Really long ladder So long they play the theme song Better not look down
Dec 18th
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Another dumpster. Otacon hates cockroaches, Don’t bring any back.
Dec 18th
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“Raiden, find a node.” Colonel, did you say a nerd? “No Raiden, a node.”
Dec 18th
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Fatman’s roller skates Echo across Sturt E’s roof Fruity drink in hand.
Dec 17th
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Hey, what’s in this box? Says The Orange on the side Guess it’s The Orange
Dec 17th
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As promised earlier, I stayed up late last night, and wrote a little something for Christmas.  I’m very pleased with how it turned out, but I was wondering if I should post it on Christmas Day or Christmas Eve.  I know most of you will probably be busy on Christmas, so let me know which you guys would prefer.
Dec 16th
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Hiding in dumpsters Makes me miss the glory days Hiding in lockers
Dec 16th
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I’m already getting good submissions.  To show my gratitude, I think I’m going to do something special for Christmas.  I’m thinking maybe a sonnet, or a pantoum.  Yes… I’m an English major….
Dec 16th
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Missiles aimed at REX I look up and see Gray Fox. I just can’t do it.
Dec 16th
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Huh? Eva’s with me? Check Medical History… Haha, Breast Implants!
Dec 16th
So in roughly a week, this blog has picked up 19 followers (5 more than my main blog), and I’ve gotten some pretty positive feedback across the boards.  I didn’t think this idea would take off the way it has, and I’m really stoked.  I want to say thanks to the readers, and if you keep reading them, I’ll definitely keep writing them. P.S. If you have any submissions or...
Dec 16th
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“Got a cigarette?” You can have this one, Old Snake “COUGH HACK WHEEZE HACK COUGH”
Dec 16th
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The edge of Big Shell Stream of urine from above Don’t look up, Raiden
Dec 15th
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A tsuchinoko? Where did you get that thing, Snake? “It’s complicated.”
Dec 15th
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Where’d you get those smokes? “I hid them in my stomach.” Wow, that’s disgusting.
Dec 14th
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Wear this bandana It gives infinite ammo Not sure how it works…
Dec 14th
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Stop calling, Colonel! I know how to open doors! Don’t need to tell me.
Dec 13th
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“Hari Kari rock. I need scissors.  Sixty one.” You okay Colonel?
Dec 13th
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Need title for game Maybe revenge, or vengeance… Oh wait… REVENGEANCE!
Dec 12th
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Codec noise ringtone Get a call in a Gamestop Get approving nods
Dec 12th
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Capture a python Throw at a stupid guard’s face The best idea
Dec 12th
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virtussemper asked: These are genius - I love them!
Dec 12th
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“Jack, what’s wrong with youl? Stop shooting those poor seagulls!” “Leave me alone, Rose.”
Dec 12th
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Sneak up, grab guard’s neck ULK ULK ULK ULK ULK ULK SNAP! In the locker, jerk.
Dec 11th
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“I can read your mind! You like Castlevania!” How did he know that?!
Dec 11th
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Gimme those dog tags! Trying to be a tough guy? BLAM!  Goodbye knee cap.
Dec 10th
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Iroquois Pliskin? Man, you look familiar. Have we met before?
Dec 10th
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“Bullets can’t hit me!” Ocelot says “Oh really?” Bullet to the heart
Dec 9th
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Oh my god! Soldiers! “Snake, what’s wrong?  Answer me, please! Snake, respond!  Snake?  SNAAAAAAAAAAKE!”
Dec 9th
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Can I eat this frog? “Sure Snake, it’s not poisonous. “ But how does it taste?
Dec 9th
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