February 2012
24 posts
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Hear Johnny’s bowels
Directional Microphone
Put to a good use
We’ve hit 50 followers. We’re gonna have to expand Mother Base for all these extra followers and haiku. Thanks for following me and sending submissions. You guys are great.
-Fighteous
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Knocked out a soldier
Fulton Recovery time.
“Wait, what are you AAAAAAAAAAH!”
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Patriots are dead…
Wait Hal, when did it happen?
One hundred years back.
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So it's decided.
In 20 to 30 business days, I will be the proud owner of a Stella Artois chalice with Big Boss’s final words on it. Thanks for the input everybody.
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Metal Gear quotes needed.
So this is somewhat unrelated, but it turns out if you buy Stella Artois beer, as I just have, you can get a chalice with something engraved on it for free. I’ve decided I want a Metal Gear quote on there, but I’m not sure what I want. You get three lines of text at fifteen characters each. I thought about going with “Metal… Gear?!”, but I dunno. That’s were...
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Microwave hallway
Snake struggles through painfully
Heart-breaking moment
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“Snake, do you think love Can bloom on the battlefield?” “Otacon, you gay?”
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Uploading Ray pics.
“Any Codec moments, Snake?”
Lame joke Otacon.
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Solidus chokes me
Hit triangle like crazy
I hate this damn part.
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Poor Hal and Huey
Unlucky with girls it seems.
Like father, like son
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thalheim asked: I was going to try and congratulate you on this amazing blog using haiku, but I failed to write one good enough XD But this is seriously the coolest thing ever, consider yourself followed :)
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I’m sorry Huey.
I don’t think you’re Strangelove’s type.
She’s into blonde chicks.
So that’s the 100th post, by request. I’m gonna do all the ones I got, and I wouldn’t be against taking more if anybody wants. Thanks for following and reading, and I especially wanted to thank people who’ve sent in submissions. Here’s to a hundred...
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You’re taking Paz out?
How old is she anyway?
And you’re forty, right?
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Am I crazy, or…
Was that scientist wearing
a green bandana?
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“Snake, where is your shirt?”
What? I took it off Sigint.
Feels good out here man.
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Is that a stun rod?
What happened to your knife, Boss?
“Shhhhh, it’s rated T.”
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Tanegashima.
Well, this isn’t very good.
HOLY CRAP! WHIRLWIND!
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Just a reminder, 100th post is approaching and I’m taking requests. I got a couple so far, but I’d like to see more. Give me any subject or form of poetry and I’ll make it happen. Want to read a sonnet about Ocelot’s mustache? Want me to work Otacon into a Black Sabbath song? Drop me a line and I’ll give it a shot.
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Look at Boss’s horse…
Looks tasty Para Medic.
“No, Snake. Don’t even…”
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“Call me, Major Tom.”
You’re a Bowie fan, Zero?
You like Queen Bitch too?
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Stamina so low…
Need some food, or I might die.
Mmmmm, Calorie Mate…
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I nearly drowned and
then you went and stole my name?
Bitch, I will cut you.
January 2012
30 posts
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“Jack, you know what day…”
“Rose, I’m on a MISSION HERE!”
“DON’T CALL ME AGAIN!”
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Boy, this recruit sucks.
He’s bad at everything.
Have fun in Mess Hall.
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I’m coming up on the 100th post, and I wanted to do something special. I thought it would hit around Valentine’s Day, but it’s coming up sooner than that, so I’ve decided to take requests. If there’s any particular type of poem you’d like to see, i.e. sonnets, pantoums, etc, or any subject you want me to write about i.e. Otacon wetting himself, people getting...
Cool! We hit 40 followers. Welcome to Haiku San Frontiers.
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Hold on, Otacon
You just met Sniper Wolf and
You’re in love with her?
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Big singing robot
Flies over the battlefield
Metal Gear logic
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Boss checks truck for nukes.
“Mr. Kojima? Uh…well…”
“Want to work for me?”
Working on the queue now
Should be business as usual by tomorrow.
Just got the MGS HD Collection
Playing Peace Walker for the first time and getting inspiration for the queue. Hopefully I’ll have new haiku up in the next couple days.
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Check this tuxedo!
“Snake, your camo index is…”
Fine… I’ll take it off.
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Sons of the Patriot Act
There’s not gonna be a haiku today. I apologize for that. In a few short months, this silly little idea of mine has gained almost 40 followers, and posted almost eighty different poems. I have no delusions of grandeur. I realize this is a goofy idea, and that this blog isn’t big, but that doesn’t matter. If even one person reads and enjoys these, then it’s worth it. I...
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Start the PS2
“Still in a dreeeeam Snake Eater”
Best theme song ever.
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Stop spinning those guns
Ocelot, you look silly
That’s no way to fight
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Playing Skyrim now.
Listening to Felldir’s voice.
Wait… Colonel Campbell?!
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This glowing mushroom
Recharges batteries, right?
Uh… Sure Snake, why not?
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We need to stop Snake.
Build some three armed robot balls!
That’s a good plan, right?
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Ocelot and Snake
One epic fist fight, but then…
Awkward kiss on cheek.
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I had a nightmare.
“One time I dreamt a pile of…”
Never mind, Sigint.
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Snake’s fighting the Fear.
“So hungry… POISONOUS FROG?!
MY ONLY WEAKNESS!”
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Snake shoots the End’s bird.
“AAAAH! YOU SON OF A BITCH! FUUUUUUUUU…”
Woah, pump the breaks, gramps.
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Why’s he called Vamp, Snake?
Because he’s a vampire, right?
No… Not exactly…
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There’s nothing quite like
the rich smell, mellow flavor
of a good cigar
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Paramedic, help!
Some sort of demon down here!
Snake, that’s just a crab…
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Hey, MG2 guard.
Just how did Snake get past you?
Uh… I feel asleep.
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Where’d Octopus go?
Was that painting there before?
I don’t remember.
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It’s not just a box.
It could save your life, Raiden.
Handle it with care.