Metal Gear Haiku

Alright you assholes…
Who swapped my powdered face soap
With this guy’s ashes?

wrong blog wrong blog abort mission

What did I just post?
Played us like a damn fiddle…
That’s what I just did.

mgshaiku:

Greatest gun ever

Colt Single Action Army…

AAAAH!  MY FUCKING ARM!

My favorite boss
In Metal Gear Solid 3?
That long ass ladder.

Ground Zeroes is great,
"PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE!",
And Paz blew up, too!

Man, that scene with Paz…
I guess you could say that it…
Was stomach turning.

Wait, there’s open world

And you get to ride a horse?

Red Dead Gear Solid.

I’m so damn angry

Monsoon, you cheating ball bag.

Would you just stand still.

What the fuck is this?
This doesn’t make any sense.
“Nanomachines, son!”

What’s that awful smell?
I think Jack the Ripper’s back
If you know what I mean